Sakkyun Hair Makeover

Some Touhou video about maids doing hair. I've been taking things easy these last days since eating myself to death with Christmas food didn't work this year either.

4000 daily calorie diet is not as dangerous as they say, proof is that I'm still alive. I'll continue to update my blog and start eating healthy again. It's amazing what one can do with a blender these days, given the right ingredients.

せっこりんらぁん(＞ヮ＜)♪ ~ Sekkorinran

Some more stupid Japanese videos were every popular character dances to the same catchy repetitive song.
This is very much like Caramel Dansen, but this time it's the song Colinda by French group Soeur Plus.

The girls are very cute, anyway. Also, the middle video is from NicoNico (because Youtube has that video on bad quality only) so be sure to click on the comment box to disable the spamming wwwww coments~~

Bonus pic as usual. Not related, but I'm hungry°°

Tatara Kogasa Google Chrome Theme

Hi! This is a special post because I'm uploading a Google Chrome theme I made. I've also embeded Kogasa's theme song just for fun.You see, I love Kogasa, but I couldn't find a browser theme of her so I decided to make my own. It wasn't that hard after all. Here's a screenshot:

I love it because as you open new tabs, rainy Kogasa shows up. I saw from Google analytics that most of the visitor use Firefox, so sorry if his is not useful. Yet, I hope some Kogasa lover comes by.

The file is hosted here:

http://www.chrometheme.net/node/1455

The images are very large so it's okay for bigger resolutions (I'm using 1280x1024).

If you like the theme and want to share it, edit it or whatever, go ahead. Do whatever you want with it. I will even add the image files I used in chase you find them useful in some way.

IOSYS - Lovely, Freezing, Tomboyish Bath, Cirno's Hot Spring

This is one of my favorite Chirno songs because they use a different voice this time, which gives her a sexier feel.  Sadly, this song is relatively new, so there are no english lyrics. The song is about how Chirno is going to defeat the other fairies not by being the strongest but by taking a thermal bath and becoming pretty. Sadly I don't know Japanese, but the phrase + = -K got me puzzled.

Then I remembered Chirno has a spell card called "Freeze Sign: Minus K", so the meaning is pretty dumb as usual. Going under 0°K means below absolute zero.

And so on. I don't care about the rest anyway.  I wonder what I'm doing writting on my blog at 4 a.m.
Anyway, Chirno pics~~!

She writes "Chiruno". ⑨oogle says "Don't you mean ⑨"?

YukaReimu

I'll just let the video speak for itself. But I will also throw in some pics of Reimu + Yukari so you get an insight on their adorable relationship and perhaps you'll love them as much as I do.

IOSYS - Convictor Yamaxanadu!

This video is about Yamaxanadu, the judge of the souls and so on. This is another example of Touhou rap, maybe, I don't really know about rap genders. I really don't care, but the lyrics are fun as always and involve flat chests, lolis and actions against the pudor.

Well, I also like her clothes. I'm also placing an image of her just because I noticed that when you use the dashboard, the videos don't appear next to the text of the entry, but the pics do.
TL;DR: another hot loli girl

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_断罪ヤマザナドゥ！

Touhou x Rythm Tengoku

Yes, so we have more Touhou crossover with something else. This time it's Rythm Tengoku (Rythm Heaven), some japanese game for GBA where you have do do certain random tasks along with the rythm.

Well, I chose these videos because I find them entertaining. It's sorta like story-telling, because you see some random action and then an unexpected outcome takes place. Oh yeah, and it's also educational because  it obviously is for children, tho. So you better be chillin'. Dig?


Also, just so you know, Touhou Project is NOT an anime. It's a game. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Rythm Tengoku site:
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n08/brij/index.html

IOSYS - Miracle∞Hinacle

Hi there! Please, enjoy this awesome video featuring Hina, the doll that takes away curses. The video is very cute because everyone that listens to her ends up being caught by her pendulum movement.
Oh, yeah, and she likes to spin, so have some spinning gifs for your delight.

ぴったん - Pitan

More awesome memes featuring Touhous. Do enjoy, people!

Team ⑨

Subterranean Animism Team

Perfect Cherry Blossom Team
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

Charge! Master Spark

Touhou featuring Macross 7 opening, some 90's mecha anime. It's always fun to compare both videos involved on a parody, as in those games where one finds the  7 differences on a drawing. So, here's the original opening for reference.

I love Alice at 1:16. Alice is my waifu, I love her and will mary her some day, I swear. Have some pics of her (last one is a .gif because i love .gifs).

IOSYS - Club Ibuki in Break All

We have some more Suika in here, now with significantly better artwork. Apparently, this song is about Suika's club. She's an oni, so she is supposed to be drunk all the time, yet she manages to sing pretty well.

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_Club_Ibuki_in_Break_All

IOSYS - Usatei (Tewi Rabbit)

We have some more Tewi in here. Some people say it's enough, but I tend to disagree. There are some references to NicoNico videos and so on, see if you can find them. Also, the title is usa (うさ, bunny) + Tei (the way the name Tewi is pronounced), so the result is turned into katakana ウサテイ. It could be read as Tewi rabbit or it could not, whatever.

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:%E3%82%A6%E3%82%B5%E3%83%86%E3%82%A4

Cool & Create - Happiness Rabit

I just love this song. It's so moving and it also features Tewi, which is my waifu aswell. I've got a very big heart, that's why I have so many... waivesu (?)

So I have this lovely gif I would like to share with you. ♥♥♥

As well as these arousing pics. Do enjoy. ☺

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AF%E3%82%BB%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%81%8E_(%E7%94%9F)

You know it's time

Let's get some Paffendorf in here~~~!







This is incredible, yo! ☻☻☻☻

Innocent Key - Tsuntsun☆Onioni ~Sadistic Suika and Masochistic Bag~

Here we have some Suika the oni punishing sin bags and drinking infinite amounts of sake. Yes, those naked men are her sexual slaves. We'll see ya' later, niggurs!

Kanji lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Kanji:_%E3%83%84%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%E3%83%B3%E2%98%86%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8B%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8B%E3%80%80%EF%BD%9E%E3%83%89S%E8%90%83%E9%A6%99%E3%81%A8M%E8%A2%8B%EF%BD%9E

Gensokyo can geddan as well~~

Before you RAGEEE, let me tell you this is a japanese meme that derived from some sort of glitch on Golden Eye 007, where the character danced like on the videos. The original song is Promise by Hirose Kohmi. But it doesn't really matter, does it?

Lyrics (of full song anyway)
http://www.animelyrics.com/jpop/hirose/promise.htm

And here's the faggot 2ch cat as a bonus~~

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Touhou - The SDM!

This video is rather peculiar because it has no lyrics, just music. Actually most of Touhou arrangements are just music, but they are not that popular. I love this video because it just takes up tons of references from Touhou, other games, shows and just about everything (just like any Touhou video, anyway). Oh yeah, The SDM is the Scarlet Devil Mansion, where Sakuya, Remilia, Flandre, Hong Meiling and Patchouli live.

IOSYS - Alice→Dere

So we have these two lesbian wizards. The one with the hairband is Alice and the one with witch hat is Marisa. I like this video because by the end they both finally "bake the cake", so to speak.This is also the meaning of   スンデレ     (tsundere), a term used on japanese stalking (dating) simulators for girls that just want the "player" to stop creeping around her, but if said player insists too much and gives her tons of expensive presents, finally the girl will spread 'em.

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9%E2%86%92%E3%83%87%E3%83%AC

IOSYS - Border of extacy

This video sure is interesting, even when it's just an abridged version. In the original version, one can hear the girl going to full orgasm; on this version, the girl comes way too soon for my liking. Even so, the video is awesome.

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_有頂天マゾヒスティック
Full song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcIxrevb764

IOSYS - Love-Colored Damage Report

This is a very simple video but with an adorable song about Marisa stealing everything she wants, because she's such a scoundrel. It is not a very well known video so I though it would be a good idea to post it here. It has subs, but I'll throw in a link to the awesome Touhou wiki with the lyrics in romanji and  english anyway.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_恋色被害届