U.N. Owen was her?

This is my favorite Touhou original theme, plus Flandre is incredibly hot because she's so young and so on. Don't mind the song title, ZUN was just probably drunk when he chose it. Maybe it was just to make her look "western", since that phrase comes from some novel where there was some unkown character and if you read the whole phrase it sounds like "unkown". Also, you might relate the song with some faggot meme involving Ronald McDonald, so here you go (it gets progressively worse):