1st 東方M-1ぐらんぷり: Scarlet Mansion

Continuing from the lasty entry about Touhou 1st Grand Prix, a sort of comedy show featuring Touhous released at Comiket. Speaking of Comiket, it has already started!
Damn, I wish I was in Japan right now buying tons of porn from those tiny fun looking people.

About the video, it basically features Flandre And Remi doing funny stuff and talking about saving Sakuya from a fire. Flandre is just lovely~~
They basically packed a whole bunch of references into 7 minutes. At first I thought they made obscure references to something only nips know, but no, some lines are just plain silly. So if you think some jokes are not really funny and they just forced fake laughters to it, you might be right. Still, it compensates with fast paced voices and random images showing up on screen, so it's pretty funny overall.

Flandre sitting on a bench receiving signal from Remi's cellphone.

Sakkyun Hair Makeover

Some Touhou video about maids doing hair. I've been taking things easy these last days since eating myself to death with Christmas food didn't work this year either.

4000 daily calorie diet is not as dangerous as they say, proof is that I'm still alive. I'll continue to update my blog and start eating healthy again. It's amazing what one can do with a blender these days, given the right ingredients.

Cool & Create - Locked Girl

Some vocal arrange of Patchy's theme called Locked Girl. I love Patchy because she is so anemic and probably anorexic because of staying all day inside the library and not taking enough sun light.

But then that blonde dike shows up spoiling all the fun for her. Not only she's trying to take the atractive out of Patchy, but is also cheating on Alice who's probably waiting for her warmly, thinking about her while playing with her Marisa doll.

Anyway, Alice is not so innocent as to not take advantage when the time is right.

 

I don't blame her. Who could resist that purple dress~~

せっこりんらぁん(＞ヮ＜)♪ ~ Sekkorinran

Some more stupid Japanese videos were every popular character dances to the same catchy repetitive song.
This is very much like Caramel Dansen, but this time it's the song Colinda by French group Soeur Plus.

The girls are very cute, anyway. Also, the middle video is from NicoNico (because Youtube has that video on bad quality only) so be sure to click on the comment box to disable the spamming wwwww coments~~

Bonus pic as usual. Not related, but I'm hungry°°

Yukareimu's mayim mayim

Here's more of this lovely duo. I decided to use this video because of how well it's made. Notice how the author manages to turn a posibly monotonous video into one really cute and fun to watch. He manages to do so by making unexpected changes at the right time. Some examples:

• The captions say Yuka Reimu Reimu*. That asterisk was unexpected.
• You see how Yukari is happily dancing while Reimu seems to be ashamed but as the dance goes on, she loosens up.
• The images in between each dance routine provide an interesting change of tone.
• The author avoids having to end the dance with a bow or something silly by stopping the animation near the end (or maybe that's just how the video was uploaded since the original is a flash animation. Actually, maybe the original flash was looping endlessly, but who knows).

 You'll have to excuse me commenting on such insignificant details, but I study screenplay and narratory, so I  tend to focus on stupid things like that. Anyway, as usual I'm adding some pics~~

The best Touhou pics feature Reimu. Sadly, I don't have those pics. ;_;

Touhou 1st Grand Prix - Witch Doll Team

Here, have a manzai skit (Japanese comedy) featuring Touhous. Alice wants to rent a house on the human world and Marisa tries to help her rehearsal.

This is part of a tournament of some sort where the winner at this particular version gets the Hourai Elixir that keeps the user from aging. The show goes out on new year's eve at the Comiket so I'm looking forward for the 5th release now and hopefully the appearance of Kogasa♥♥.

I'm not posting all of them because some are too bad and they're all the same anyway. There are usually two actors, one is the "sane" and the other is the "insane", something like Laurel & Hardy. I choose this one because I love Alice, not because of Marisa. Actually, I hate her but don't tell anyone.

Also, have a radom pic to make it look like a good post.

One day, Alice. One day...
≖_≖ ~

Also, here's a Touhou wiki link with all of the skits in order.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_M-1_Grand_Prix

Liz Triangle - Enjoy★Now!

Talking about Kogasa, here goes an arrangement of hers where she tries to sell umbrellas and stuff. The best part starts at 1:19.

Anyway, more Kogasa pics for those that just can't have enough like me.

She doesn't like short skirts♥♥♥

Damn. I'm so jealous of Sanae.

I want that Doujin~~

 Little umbrella ♫ ~ ♫♪ 

Tatara Kogasa Google Chrome Theme

Hi! This is a special post because I'm uploading a Google Chrome theme I made. I've also embeded Kogasa's theme song just for fun.You see, I love Kogasa, but I couldn't find a browser theme of her so I decided to make my own. It wasn't that hard after all. Here's a screenshot:

I love it because as you open new tabs, rainy Kogasa shows up. I saw from Google analytics that most of the visitor use Firefox, so sorry if his is not useful. Yet, I hope some Kogasa lover comes by.

The file is hosted here:

http://www.chrometheme.net/node/1455

The images are very large so it's okay for bigger resolutions (I'm using 1280x1024).

If you like the theme and want to share it, edit it or whatever, go ahead. Do whatever you want with it. I will even add the image files I used in chase you find them useful in some way.

IOSYS - Lovely, Freezing, Tomboyish Bath, Cirno's Hot Spring

This is one of my favorite Chirno songs because they use a different voice this time, which gives her a sexier feel.  Sadly, this song is relatively new, so there are no english lyrics. The song is about how Chirno is going to defeat the other fairies not by being the strongest but by taking a thermal bath and becoming pretty. Sadly I don't know Japanese, but the phrase + = -K got me puzzled.

Then I remembered Chirno has a spell card called "Freeze Sign: Minus K", so the meaning is pretty dumb as usual. Going under 0°K means below absolute zero.

And so on. I don't care about the rest anyway.  I wonder what I'm doing writting on my blog at 4 a.m.
Anyway, Chirno pics~~!

She writes "Chiruno". ⑨oogle says "Don't you mean ⑨"?

Silver Forest - Flat chested song

Please, have some delicious flat chest song from Silver Forest.
Not related, but I feel there's something very wrong going on with Touhou. This fucking fandom of teenagers is destroying all that's left from the series. All this loli/lesbian girl, hardcore porn, gore and over repetitive song beats seem to be on vouge with stupid yaoi writters and closet faggots.

I'm seriously thinking on deleting this blog because I just don't some idiot kid to find out about Touhou through here. Yet, sometimes I say "fuck it, I can't monopolize Touhou". For the time being, I'll keep going with this blog and I'm throwing a nice pic as well. Guess what's inside the coffin. Yep, it's Touhou.

YukaReimu

I'll just let the video speak for itself. But I will also throw in some pics of Reimu + Yukari so you get an insight on their adorable relationship and perhaps you'll love them as much as I do.

IOSYS - Convictor Yamaxanadu!

This video is about Yamaxanadu, the judge of the souls and so on. This is another example of Touhou rap, maybe, I don't really know about rap genders. I really don't care, but the lyrics are fun as always and involve flat chests, lolis and actions against the pudor.

Well, I also like her clothes. I'm also placing an image of her just because I noticed that when you use the dashboard, the videos don't appear next to the text of the entry, but the pics do.
TL;DR: another hot loli girl

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_断罪ヤマザナドゥ！

IOSYS - Heartwarming Nekoromancer

We now face an awesome video about Orin dancing Thriller. Orin is the girl-cat that carts away corpses, so there's no surprise with both being related. Anyway, have an Orin + Chirno pic.

There's also a surprise on the video at 1:27

Lyrics:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lyrics:_ハートフルネコロマンサー

Touhou x Rythm Tengoku

Yes, so we have more Touhou crossover with something else. This time it's Rythm Tengoku (Rythm Heaven), some japanese game for GBA where you have do do certain random tasks along with the rythm.

Well, I chose these videos because I find them entertaining. It's sorta like story-telling, because you see some random action and then an unexpected outcome takes place. Oh yeah, and it's also educational because  it obviously is for children, tho. So you better be chillin'. Dig?


Also, just so you know, Touhou Project is NOT an anime. It's a game. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Rythm Tengoku site:
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n08/brij/index.html

IOSYS - Hatate's Bakkoi Murder Case

This time we have a not very well known character, Hatate. She appears on Touhou's Double Spoiler, were you get to take pictures of the danmaku patterns. Anyway, she's the enemy of Aya and she is also a Tengu.

So you might be wondering what is bakkoi. Well, it appears to be just some random word, but maybe it's something like baka + kakkoi, baka being idiot and kakkoi being how they call people that dress "cool". Some people might disagree, but I really don't care.

                                                                          

IOSYS - Miracle∞Hinacle

Hi there! Please, enjoy this awesome video featuring Hina, the doll that takes away curses. The video is very cute because everyone that listens to her ends up being caught by her pendulum movement.
Oh, yeah, and she likes to spin, so have some spinning gifs for your delight.

ぴったん - Pitan

More awesome memes featuring Touhous. Do enjoy, people!

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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!